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Cockneyslang for sex.
The guvnoris 'avin' a bit of slap and tickle with the missus.
See kung-fu jesus
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Slap n' tic..
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The shit that an un-circumcised reindeer leaves on your roof after take-off. Usually looks like uncooked quaker oats and smells like fuc..