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a condom, but only applies to a flacid penis.
If erect, it becomes a skin suede shoe.
Yeah, I had the trojan on, but her dank was quit..
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A game school kids play involving a ruler measuring their flaccid penises. Whoever has the smallest flaccid penis gets a grade A ass whu..
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anal sex... need i say more
hey I heard you took it up the shitter one time with your best mate
See shitter, shit, anal, sex, bumfun..