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1. This is the art of jerking off onto a piece of toast, spreading it around, then using philly cream cream cheese on top of it to disgu..
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When a friend knocks out at a party, ejaculate on one of his eyes. When he wakes up, punch him on that eye. He'll wake up grumpy wi..
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BJLD stands for "Big Johnny Love Dart,"
the penis...duh! When a guy gives a chick the BJLD look, he wants to get a leg over, ..