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The question a man asks a woman when he needs to know if she prefers vaginal or anal.
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When a guy takes a crap on a girl's face, and afterwards she gives him a blow job with sufficient testicle squeezage.
After I shat..
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Perhaps the only person on the face of the planet that still has a dial-up connection.
Random guy: My connection speed is 512kb-
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