What is Lubrican't?
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Anything that isn't a good or practical
Mayonaisse, Shampoo,Yogurt, and Rocks are generally lubrican'ts when attempting to jerk off.
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The breakdown lane on a highway. Why? Because that's how much money you gotta pay if a cop catches you driving in it.
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a large veined dick that turns purple since the condom is too small from constriction.
Eww look its an uncanblobben!!
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