What is Lubrican't?
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Anything that isn't a good or practical
Mayonaisse, Shampoo,Yogurt, and Rocks are generally lubrican'ts when attempting to jerk off.
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"refering to russet potatos" when your friend is passed out, lay your nut sack over his nose and mouth to represtent a respera..