What is Lubrican't?
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Anything that isn't a good or practical
Mayonaisse, Shampoo,Yogurt, and Rocks are generally lubrican'ts when attempting to jerk off.
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a "your mum" joke lasting for at least a minute complex enough to involve a cast of people and a plot. Usually involving your ..
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Foam from one's anus
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