What is Lubrican't?
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Anything that isn't a good or practical
Mayonaisse, Shampoo,Yogurt, and Rocks are generally lubrican'ts when attempting to jerk off.
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an overly aggressive African male suitor. Usually ugly as sin and/or old enough to be your father
That zebra chaser called me 10 times ..