What is Lubrican't?
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Anything that isn't a good or practical
Mayonaisse, Shampoo,Yogurt, and Rocks are generally lubrican'ts when attempting to jerk off.
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The act of rubbing your unwiped anus (typically following a bowel movement) on a doorknob, thereby leaving a slimy, shitty doorknob for ..
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To turn right, especially with reckless disregard and at high speed.
Yo Bitch, hang a roofie at the traffic lights.
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A turd peppered with sweetcorn kernels
After last night's corn-on-the-cob, it's no surprise that I just layed down a giraffe&..