Lucifer's Lettuce

What is Lucifer's Lettuce?


1.

a comical term for marijuana

bible thumpin dad: (smells weed from outside of sons locked door then knocks)

"johnny are you smoking that marijuana again?!"

johnny: "yes ho now fuck off."

bible thumpin dad: "sweet jesus THATS LUCIFER'S LETTUCE!!!"

johnny: "meh."

(coughs)

See lettuce, marijuana, bible, thumper, weed


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