What is Lucius?
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A tall, rather oafish fellow who either believes he is Magnum P.I. or wishes desperately that he were. A Lucius can be identified by a tattered Hawaiian shirt, rough shaven face, and shorts. You will never see a Lucius wearing pants, ever. Other typical Lucius traits include: fecalphilia, an obsession with anal sex, and an obscure but unique vocabulary that consists of relatively few words with almost infinite meanings: ride, ass, tap, and feed.
That big douche is one helluva Lucius!
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That Lucius talks about nothing excepts his own turds.
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A girl/woman who had her first taste of bisexuality and lesbianism in the sand dunes of Marthas Vineyard.
She always spent her summers ..
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Something The ROFLCOPTER tends to use.
n00b:z0MG THE ROFLCOPTER has itz ROFLCHAINGUN anD ROFLMISSLES
See zomg, gun, chain, roflcopter..
