What is Lucius?
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A tall, rather oafish fellow who either believes he is Magnum P.I. or wishes desperately that he were. A Lucius can be identified by a tattered Hawaiian shirt, rough shaven face, and shorts. You will never see a Lucius wearing pants, ever. Other typical Lucius traits include: fecalphilia, an obsession with anal sex, and an obscure but unique vocabulary that consists of relatively few words with almost infinite meanings: ride, ass, tap, and feed.
That big douche is one helluva Lucius!
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That Lucius talks about nothing excepts his own turds.
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a wild party of vaginal flatulence, often involving gardening tools, dead rodents, an oven knob, appetizers and twister. see also queef..
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Male reproductive organ see penis
She got a nasty black eye from that huge face slapper.
See Patrick
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Owning someone in video game..
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Refers to partaking in kissing with someone else or sexy texting with someone.
This phrase is normally said when one person is texting ..
