Lucius

What is Lucius?


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A tall, rather oafish fellow who either believes he is Magnum P.I. or wishes desperately that he were. A Lucius can be identified by a tattered Hawaiian shirt, rough shaven face, and shorts. You will never see a Lucius wearing pants, ever. Other typical Lucius traits include: fecalphilia, an obsession with anal sex, and an obscure but unique vocabulary that consists of relatively few words with almost infinite meanings: ride, ass, tap, and feed.

That big douche is one helluva Lucius!

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That Lucius talks about nothing excepts his own turds.

See douche, magnum, ass, hawaiian shirt, fecalphilia


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