Lucky

What is Lucky?


1.

the first cigarette you take out of a new box. this "lucky" cigarette is then turned upside-down and placed back in the box and saved to be the last cigarette in the box smoked.

"can i bum a cig?"

"um...well, all i have left is my lucky"

"oh okay, that's cool dude. i'll ask someone else."

2.

1. Prone to Good Fortune

2. Succeeding through chance.

3. Homer Simpson

Remember, Lucky is to succeed through chance, not a crap new cable show or a Britney Spears song.

3.

used to describe women with insanely large breasts.

flatgirl: that girl is lucky to be born with those boobs.

flatgirl2: yeah totally.

See boobs, breast, female, woman, girls

4.

Whenever you get a new pack of cigarettes, you must first pack the tabaco, and then unwrap the pack and flip the lucky. The lucky is the first cigarette removed, which is turned around and replaced in the pack, destined to be the last cigarette of the pack smoked. The lucky is just another one of those signs that bond seemingly different people together into a sort of 'cigarette' club. This is because, in all the world there really isn't anything as beautiful as smoking.

"Dude, I wish I didn't have to always give my lucky away to these bumming bastards"

"Hey, do you have anymore cigarettes?"

*At this point, you pull out your knife and begin to mutter incoherent things to yourself...

"In ... 1992... put a cigarette in your hair!"

"Oh fuck man, this guy must be crazy, I'm out of here!"

-A story in which the Lucky stays safe and sound within the confines of the cigarette pack.

See cigarette, non-smoker, cigar, smoking

5.

The performance of Manchester United's English Premier League campaign of the year 2008-2009. Winning almost all 38 matches,by a single goal deficit only.

"Barcelona were lucky to win La Liga in 2009."

See lucky, mancs, scum, united, manchester, suck, ronaldo, diver, rooney, shrek, ferdinand, drugs, english, premier, league, unlucky

6.

Definition of lucky: An amazing girl falls head over heels for a lacrosse player. The girl is lucky when the lacrosse player likes her back.

Lacrosse player: You're pretty.

Brittany: Thanks, you make me feel like the most lucky girl in the world. :)

See lacrosse, broski, lucky, cia

7.

New funny catch phrase. Referring to Napoleon Dynamite saying LUCKY!

Napoleon: "Do you ride the bus to school?"

Pedro: "No, I ride my bike"

Napoleon: "What kind of bike do you have?"

Pedro: "It's a sledgehammer"

Napoleon: "Dang, you got shocks, pegs, LUCKY!"


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