Lucky Santa

What is Lucky Santa?


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When someone shits in a box and then wraps it up and gives it to someone as a present. The reciever of the present will be unaware that in the gift wrapped box is a big turd, until they unwrap it and the smell hits them.

Little Billy awoke on christmas morning and ran down stairs in glee. He looked under the tree to find a huge mountain of presents. He picked up the biggest one and started tearing off the paper in excitment. He opned the box and inside was a stale old heap of human feces. Billy's father stood and laughed while his son cried at the horrific gift. "Hope you liked my lucky santa, son." exclaimed billys father.

See shit, wank, pooey, child


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