Lucky Sperm Club

What is Lucky Sperm Club?


1.

a person is a member of this club if they fit the following criteria:

1) they have achieved financial success because of their father's hardwork but think that they are some kind of business genius

2) they have a general arrogance and disdain for others

3) they think they put their pants on both legs at one time

4) they shit ice cream

5) they were born on third base and think they hit a triple

6) they are one of the dicks that show up at bars with their collars popped up

7) when in a fist fight, they often resort to kicking guys in the nuts then driving off in their shiney cars.

The Cooker: "Those kids over there are punks."

Pete Dick: "The ones with the popped collars?"

The Cooker: "Yeah, they are tossing cash around like crazy, and keep running to the bathroom."

Pete Dick: "oh, those pecker heads, no, they are just members of the lucky sperm club."

The Cooker: "humm, interesting..."

See wealth, arrogance, money, power, fuckers


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