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What Bruce Willis would be if he wasn't so tight.
"I went THE WHOLE NINE YARDS with the girl, but she was Loose Willis."..
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the rule by which men can only date girls who are older than their age once its been halved and had 7 added to it
im into this chick bu..
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A bra; where chicks park their boobs before they come out to play.
Oh snap, I had a helluva time getting Jenny's nipple parking lo..