Ludakrishna

What is Ludakrishna?


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The awesome Indian rap-star who writes satire raps about how funny it is to be indian. Makes fellow desi's laugh when he partners up with his co artist M.C. Vikram to write hilarious songs like:

Welcome to India (play off of welcome to atlanta)

Curry 'n Rice Girl (play off of hollaback girl)

Frooti Girl

Ladoo Shop (play off of candy shop)

Ludakrishna's main refrain for welcome to india:

welcome to indiawhere the cows eat hay

and we ride auto rikshaws everyday

goat meats yummy sweets

wild monkeys roaming

and the roosters don't crow ti'll five in the morning

See india, desi, satire


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