Ludington

What is Ludington?


1.

Ludington is a small tourist town in Western Michigan consisting of plenty of sex offenders, alcoholics, rich people, and poor people. In the Winter, residents usually have nothing better to do but go to a bar downtown and drink. The teenagers of Ludington usually go to parties and drink, smoke pot, and have sex. In the Summer, there are many "Fudgies" (Michigan Tourists). People go the Ludington's nice beaches during the day and party at night. Ludington is also well-known for it's wide variety of MIP's, DUI's, and Sexual Offenders. It's not as bad as Baldwin though.

"Lets go to Ludington and visit it's beautiful state park and take the SS Badger Car Ferry to Wisconsin!"

See ludington, michigan, mip, dui, party

2.

An elusive beast usually only found either within the confines of pizzarias or the quiet comfortable seclusion of a couch. Diet consists mostly of Fupa and pubic hairs. With an occasional tissue used to clean up masturbation leftovers which it cleverly hides beneath it's domicile. (the couch) When this creature comes out of hibernation, it usually tends to frequent such homosexual spots such as "C-Street"

That guy is one scary ass Ludington.

See earth, couch, pizza, hibernation, fupa, masturbation


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