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When a man wears pants ill-suited for the gargantuan package bestowed upon him by whatever God he believes in.
Chuck Norris leaned over..
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It is the precise antithesis of a chimpanzee smile. The ultimate expression of despair.
The children raced down the steps on Christmas ..
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The condition of a man's penis where the circulation is cut off and the tip turns purple.
Damn, last night I got the worst case of..
