Luggage

What is Luggage?


1.

Any venereal disease carried by a person. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

I was going to sleep with Lisa, but she had luggage.

See vd, venereal disease, herpes, aids, crabs

2.

A codeword for pads/ tampons. Girls use it in an emergency situation; extremely useful especially if there are guys around.

Girl1: Hey, whatsup? Why do you look so sick?

Girl2: Do you have any luggage? I'm going to Japan.

Girl1: Yeah, I'll go grab it for you in a sec.

Guy: You get to go to Japan?? LUCKY!!!!

Girl1&2: Not really...

See japan, menstrual cycle, period, pads, tampons

3.

Term used in the hotel industrie to make colleagues aware of a hot girl/guy on the other side of the desk, without them knowing.

Receptionist1: Loads of luggage today

Receptionist2: yep

R1: Look at that luggage

R2: Yeah, best luggage today

See hotel, hospitality, code

4.

An extremely clingy/irritating person, usually used as a name for the person rather than insult.

Piss off Luggage

Is Luggage coming?

You're very clingy/irritating Luggage

See Yes


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