What is Lukas?
1.
a name originating from L. Ron Hubbard's book of "Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health" . This name refers to the infamous space pirate el lukas the shit instigator. It is prophesized that el lukas is to dispose of tom cruise with the use of a penis stired, cyanide laced, margarita. he than proceeds to detonate cruise's first born child, not only for fun but because the baby is prophesized as the next anti christ. katie homes impressed by this lavish display of organized recklessness surrenders to her hedonistic desires towards the stunningly handsome pirate. after many unimaginable nights of delight, she is also detonated. this time purely for fun.
these series of events lead to a revolution stretching across the universe. reviving the once banal and insipid planet known as earth, and bringing candy and nun chuks to all children and czechoslovakian candle makers.
thus the term lukas refers to anyone influencing change, or events.
"dont touch that, your such a lukas"
"you shat in the roller derby trophy? what a lukas"
"he was great leader, an essential lukas"
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2.
A specimen found to be both German and Asian, known to chase wildly at anyone who crosses its path, it has the craziness of a German, but the smartness of an Asian.
O' shit, hide - It's Lukas!
TONIGHT, WE DINE, WITH LUKAS!
BEWARE! Lukas.
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3.
a man known to get alot of poon and is also known to attract women of the sexiest nature. A man described as lukas chases away grotesque women with chimp-like features, he will then proceed to spread apart his buttcheeks to mark his territory, then he will clamp his buttcheeks to the womans face, until she begs for release or loses the will to live any longer. IN SHORT: JUST A PLAINLY SEXY AND EXCITING MAN
wow, you were such a lukas last night, you clamped ure asscheeks to at least three chicks, you are also wanted for three murders, what a coincidence...
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4.
1. A cool way of spelling Lucas or Luke.
2. A very vain, annoying, obnoxious, Austrian, cocky, perverted, cruel, yet somehow smart and cute guy.
3. Lukas Podolski, an extremely cool soccer (football) player, and a new father!
My Friend: Why is that kid over there always scowling or pouting?
Me: He must be Lukas.
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5.
Someone who seems to have all confidence, but finds himself wishing for a bigger penis, and often has a enormous amount of acne and genital warts.
I want to have a good life, not like Lukas!
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6.
some fag kid that goes to my school
got beat up by a cool emo kid named gabe
hey its lukas!
didn't gabe kick his ass?
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