Luke Dalton

What is Luke Dalton?


1.

a porn star famous for the movies 'from russia with muff' and 'dude where's my muff'

also created muffsicle ice creams, an ice cream covered in pubes that women can be made to eat in these films

made the series 'pimp my muff', which was unfortunately cancelled due to muff related issues

oh look luke dalton! let's ask him how the muff is

See muff, danny, porn, naked, willy, dec, anal sex

2.

at the moment luke dalton is the only gay porn star with an afro, which he has cunningly nicknamed his 'muff' to try and make it sound more sexual (although in my opinion anyone who could find luke dalton sexual needs their eyes examined)

was once picked up for possession of weed, but released when the substance he was carrying was found to be a spice mix. maybe the nickname muff should be because he's a fucking retard rather than because of his muff-like hair.

From Russia With Muff - Starring 'Muff' and 'Deep Throat'

if i ever saw luke dalton i'd kick his balls

See muff, is, a, chubby, gay, prick, who, fucks, danny


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