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While consuming a beverage, a clump of ice cubes crash into your face all at once. Usually happens after most of the liquid is gone, as..
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When a major corporation comes up with the dumbest fucking product you could ever imagine. Originated from a commercial for MicrosoftSon..
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Farting in your sleep. A brown dream.
Before I went to bed last night, I ate a lot of cheese, I woke up to my NOCTURANAL EMISSIONS.
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