What is Luke Mallet?
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A fag that can't help but ask what everyone is doing, or whether everyone wants to order food with him. Usually doesn't shower for at least three days at a time, and could cook curly fries with the grease from his hair. Likes to fish and climb rocks, preferably at the same time. Thinks he's awesome, but doesn't really have any real friends. Most girlfriends sleep with his brother.
Oh crap, Luke Mallet wants to order food. Better pretend we're his friends so he goes away faster.
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It is when a male friend cums on another male friend. Neither is gay.
Move your head or you will get Krauchunased.
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n. the plastic applicator portion of a tampon that is discarded after installation. (see also: Cotton Mouse)
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