What is Luke Mallet?
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A fag that can't help but ask what everyone is doing, or whether everyone wants to order food with him. Usually doesn't shower for at least three days at a time, and could cook curly fries with the grease from his hair. Likes to fish and climb rocks, preferably at the same time. Thinks he's awesome, but doesn't really have any real friends. Most girlfriends sleep with his brother.
Oh crap, Luke Mallet wants to order food. Better pretend we're his friends so he goes away faster.
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Worst school in Maryland. The principle Donald Lilly is a complete idiot. He keeps saying there is going to be change but our school sti..
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The female equivalent of Duck Butter.
I slept with a girl last night and woke up to the aroma of her fish batter.
See duck butter, tai..
