What is Luke Mallet?
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A fag that can't help but ask what everyone is doing, or whether everyone wants to order food with him. Usually doesn't shower for at least three days at a time, and could cook curly fries with the grease from his hair. Likes to fish and climb rocks, preferably at the same time. Thinks he's awesome, but doesn't really have any real friends. Most girlfriends sleep with his brother.
Oh crap, Luke Mallet wants to order food. Better pretend we're his friends so he goes away faster.
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demeaning nickname for harry potter and the hogwarts books.
i hate harry squatter books..
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Definition of a female preferably of younger age between the ages of 17-30.
"Man, I was at the mall when I ran into this Young Bri..
