What is Luke Mallet?
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A fag that can't help but ask what everyone is doing, or whether everyone wants to order food with him. Usually doesn't shower for at least three days at a time, and could cook curly fries with the grease from his hair. Likes to fish and climb rocks, preferably at the same time. Thinks he's awesome, but doesn't really have any real friends. Most girlfriends sleep with his brother.
Oh crap, Luke Mallet wants to order food. Better pretend we're his friends so he goes away faster.
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When you are fucking a bitch wearing a powdered wig ( the kind of wig George washington and the quaker oatmeal guy wore) and right befor..
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synonymous with beautiful and talented; sister is on bones with that guy who was on buffy.
Woah, that Zooey Deschanel is a hottie.
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stupid freaks that MUST have already been brainwashed by that FUCKING cartoon.
Yugioh lovers really SUCK..
