Luke Mallet

What is Luke Mallet?


1.

A fag that can't help but ask what everyone is doing, or whether everyone wants to order food with him. Usually doesn't shower for at least three days at a time, and could cook curly fries with the grease from his hair. Likes to fish and climb rocks, preferably at the same time. Thinks he's awesome, but doesn't really have any real friends. Most girlfriends sleep with his brother.

Oh crap, Luke Mallet wants to order food. Better pretend we're his friends so he goes away faster.

See luke, mallet, fag, dirty, fishing, guido, friendless


15

Random Words:

1. n- A sweet group of kids that love to bang and watch Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. v- To place a girl in a cage and get everyone to sti..
1. The act of purposefully splashing someone with acid with malicious intent. A medical term, not in the Merriam-Webster dictionary. "..
1. The silent k fat is the newer version of the old school ph fat pronounced as in knight that beef sandwhich was real kfat 2. A thous..