Luke Simpson

What is Luke Simpson?


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A short man, with overly small ears, an unusual, undefined accent, ranga hairs, white skin, a 2 inch penis, and an uncanny, unnecessary love for one Ruth Langton.

Luke Simpson went to the gym.

"Luke, why aren't you listening to your ipod?" asked a friend.

"because my airs earsare too small, hopefully Ruth will marry me" Luke.

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