What is Luke Simpson?
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A short man, with overly small ears, an unusual, undefined accent, ranga hairs, white skin, a 2 inch penis, and an uncanny, unnecessary love for one Ruth Langton.
Luke Simpson went to the gym.
"Luke, why aren't you listening to your ipod?" asked a friend.
"because my airs
ears are too small, hopefully Ruth will marry me" Luke.
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