What is Luke Simpson?
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A short man, with overly small ears, an unusual, undefined accent, ranga hairs, white skin, a 2 inch penis, and an uncanny, unnecessary love for one Ruth Langton.
Luke Simpson went to the gym.
"Luke, why aren't you listening to your ipod?" asked a friend.
"because my airs
ears are too small, hopefully Ruth will marry me" Luke.
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A redneck type living above the Mason Dixon line. A Yankee redneck.
If you mow your lawn and find a car your a grit banger.
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Pronounced: Doosh-eh-jerrk-hole.
(Noun) One who emits the qualities of a douchebag, jerk and asshole all at once. Usually applied to so..
