Luke Skywalker

What is Luke Skywalker?


1.

The main hero in the original Star Wars. He lived on Tatooine until the day his uncle and aunt were killed by the Empire. He joined Ben Kenobi, Han Solo, Chewbacca, and the 2 droids C-3PO and R2-D2 on a quest against the empire and to become a jedi knight like his father was.

After rescuing Princess Leia and destroying Death Star, Luke makes his way to Yoda's home and learns the skills of the Jedi. However, he gets tricked into rescuing his friends and is lured by Darth Vader to join the dark side. In the lightsaber battle that followed, Luke loses an arm and learns that Darth Vader is his father.

Afterwards, he finishes up his lesson with Yoda also learns that Leia is his sister. He is then told to confront Vader one last time and in the battle that follows, Vader loses his arm and is relieved of his mask. Vader later dies and Luke returns back home.

Luke Skywalkers is a great jedi knight.

See maplejet

2.

The son of Anakin and Padmé Skywalker, also the brother of Leia Organa.

Born in 19 BBY, Obi-Wan's apprentice Anakin Skywalker had betrayed and eliminated every single Jedi under the new establishment of the Galactic Empire, along with his master Emperor Palpatine. After so many years being watched over by Obi-Wan, he decides its finally time for Luke to do his part in destroying the dominant Sith.

Throughout 0 BBY - 4 ABY, Luke Skywalker has played a major role in being the hero of the Rebel Alliance after the destruction of the first DEATH STAR. He was also trained furthermore about the ways of the force from Jedi Master Yoda and helped to restore peace and justice back to the galaxy by redeeming his father, Anakin.

Obi-Wan: Remember, the force will be with you...always.

Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me you killed him.

Darth Vader: No Luke, I am your father.

See yoda, the force, jedi, sith

3.

Sex Move: While wearing a glow in the dark condom, take your dick out and slap the bitch in the face with your "lightsaber"

I'm gonna introduce britt to luke skywalker tonight, then maybe she'll learn her place

See glow, condom, sex, dick, bitch

4.

The act of cutting off one's penis and using it as a dildo after filling it with cement.

-"Hey man, you want a Luke Skywalker or something?"

-"HEY MAN! LOOK! STOP! I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE!"

See luke, skywalker, cut, off

5.

The whiniest charactor the in Star Wars Universe. See emo

Man, with all the whining Luke Skywalker does, he must be emo!

See star wars, emo, luke, skywalker

6.

The jedi that appealed most to Star Wars fans, because he was so geeky, just like them. I mean, if any other jedi was in Luke's possition when he found out Vader was his father, would they have screamed like a wussy?

Star Wars > all other movies forever.

See KK

7.

He looks ugly because Mark Hamill (The dude who played Luke) was in a car accident after Star Wars episode IV: A New Hope. So, they had to do all sorts of reconstructive surgery on his face. But he was hot in the first movie.

So shut up.

Beth: Luke Skywalker is ugly!!!

Savannah: *Punchpunchpunch*

See luke, skywalker, star wars, jedi, lightsaber


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