Luke The Machine

What is Luke The Machine?


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guy who sits there and listens to our pathetic urban dictionary definitions. He makes fun of us but we love him anyways. Anywho...69

US: Oh boy, do we love my LUKE THE MACHINE or what?

Others: Wait...does he have a keg in his pants?

More people: yes why?

Others: Becasue we'd sure tap that.

See keg, jilldo, leikrufe, danbaid, 69


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