What is Luke The Machine?
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guy who sits there and listens to our pathetic urban dictionary definitions. He makes fun of us but we love him anyways. Anywho...69
US: Oh boy, do we love my LUKE THE MACHINE or what?
Others: Wait...does he have a keg in his pants?
More people: yes why?
Others: Becasue we'd sure tap that.
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A female who urinates herself while under the influence of alcohol, sitting on a handsome young mans lap, who's penis is semi erect..
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When you cum in the chicks mouth then slap her across the face with your wallet.
Kari- My mouth still hurts from yesterday.
Mrs. Strat..