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Whenever someone tries to give a dirty sanchez, but fail, making the contents fly everywhere
Last night I tried to give my girlfriend a..
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what dykes munch on mornin noon and night
"Man, she was eatin vaggie noodles from dusk til dawn"
"do you think she coul..
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You've heard of the ugly cry... You cry so hard you look in the mirror to see how bad you look. This is the ugly laugh.
When you..
