Random Words:
1.
a fancy term for choking on a piece of partially cooke lobster while dancing an irish jig with a unicorn, a mudpuppy and a shiek.
there..
1.
when you're SO drunk that you pass out, throw up and generally get yourself into a mess. This is called going to the crunch. The cr..
1.
Someone that masturbates too hard, too often, and without lotion/lubricant.
You're 25 and still a virgin?! You must be a real dick..