What is Luksusowa?
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An incredibly smooth polish vodka, triple-distilled from potatos. For the money-to-quality ratio, ($20 a handle in my hometown) it is the best you can buy. It can be drank straight without burning a hole in your esophagus, or mixed with any soft beverage you can think of.
This screwdriver tastes like straight orange juice, so it must have been made with Luksusowa vodka!
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