Luland

What is Luland?


1.

One who confuses perfectly ordinary sentiments with sexually charged ones.

MAN: It says here that she likes oral sex and surfing.

WOMAN: Oooo, what does she mean by "surfing"?

MAN: I think she means that she likes surfing.

WOMAN: God, you're right. I'm such a freaking luland.

See euphemism, dirty mind, sex, surfing, hobag


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