What is Lumber Gay?
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n: a gay man who looks like he should be a lumber jack; known for facial hair, wearing flannel, and being muscular, but softer around the midsection; highly sexually aggressive, favors orgies, fisting, and body hair, but not growling like bears do
Jack: "Look over there! Is that a bear or a lumber gay?"
John: "Oh he's definitely a lumber gay. Look at the size of his arms! And I think that's an ax over his shoulder."
Jack: "Actually, I just think it's just a big dildo."
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