Lumber Gay

What is Lumber Gay?


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n: a gay man who looks like he should be a lumber jack; known for facial hair, wearing flannel, and being muscular, but softer around the midsection; highly sexually aggressive, favors orgies, fisting, and body hair, but not growling like bears do

Jack: "Look over there! Is that a bear or a lumber gay?"

John: "Oh he's definitely a lumber gay. Look at the size of his arms! And I think that's an ax over his shoulder."

Jack: "Actually, I just think it's just a big dildo."

See bear, gay, homosexual, fierce, strong, burly, bearded, paul bunyan


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