Lumber Jack

What is Lumber Jack?


1.

A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalistwho lives in a timber house.

He's a lumberjack, he's OK.

He drinks all night and he works all day.

2.

A person who works in the woods for a living.

Paul Bunyan was a lumber jack.

3.

Lumber Jacking is when you eat something (no matter the size) in a single bite.

I bet you twenty dollars you can't lumber jack that steak!

See gobble, lumberjack, consume, chomp, wolf, cram

4.

.them kids with the dirty hair and ragged torn jeans;

.grunge musician. (as they would frequently wear flannel just like a lumberjack would)

hi. we're lumber jacks. and we like to chop wood (play music).

See lumber jack, lumberjack, grunge

5.

simultaneously puking and deficating.

I feel like I'm going to lumber jack.

I don't think I should have taken that last shot. I spent the whole night lumberjackin'.

See lumberjack, lumber jack, timber, puke

6.

Sexual term, used to describe the act of fecalating on ones head then cutting it half with your penis.

My boyfriend lumber jacked me last night. I don't know if I will ever recover.

See disturbing, sex, fetish


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