What is Lumber On The Front Porch?
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Large breasts. Sometimes unexpectedly so, or enhanced beyond what might have come with the original package.
(Man upon spotting the full-breasted woman riding her bicycle past the window where he is dining with friends) "That one's got some serious lumber on the front porch."
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A prominent student at Yeshiva University who heads the student life committee and the weekend retreat club.
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Description of a person whose body odor is so incredibly foul, you start to gag.
Man 1: "Geez, look at unkfunkle over there, Pew....
