What is Lumber On The Front Porch?
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Large breasts. Sometimes unexpectedly so, or enhanced beyond what might have come with the original package.
(Man upon spotting the full-breasted woman riding her bicycle past the window where he is dining with friends) "That one's got some serious lumber on the front porch."
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