What is Lumber On The Front Porch?
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Large breasts. Sometimes unexpectedly so, or enhanced beyond what might have come with the original package.
(Man upon spotting the full-breasted woman riding her bicycle past the window where he is dining with friends) "That one's got some serious lumber on the front porch."
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1. a phrase used by schools to say that if you're tardy too many times then your parents will be invited
2. a parental sex orgy
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A person in society that has a better grasp of the world, is a little brighter than the next person and has a pocket full of cash. Wome..
