What is Lumber On The Front Porch?


1.

Large breasts. Sometimes unexpectedly so, or enhanced beyond what might have come with the original package.

(Man upon spotting the full-breasted woman riding her bicycle past the window where he is dining with friends) "That one's got some serious lumber on the front porch."

See big boobs, bodacious, large breasted, voluptuous


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