What is Lumber On The Front Porch?
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Large breasts. Sometimes unexpectedly so, or enhanced beyond what might have come with the original package.
(Man upon spotting the full-breasted woman riding her bicycle past the window where he is dining with friends) "That one's got some serious lumber on the front porch."
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something you yell out when something annoying, stupid happens.
Person 1: its my birthday today everyone is coming except you.
Person ..
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An exclusive club where Vince McMahon literally makes people kiss his bare ass in the ring in front of millions of wrestling fans around..
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A very shitty person who often smells like he or she was passed from the bowels of an 80 year old woman.
See Curtis....that's all ..
