What is Lumbercum?
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A particularly potent and aromatic essence produced by bear-like men known as lumberjacks, following coitus. This substance immediately bonds itself to any kind of fabric and cannot be dissolved or washed out, even with the application of bleach.
Eric: "Wow Amy this sleeping bag smells funny."
Amy: "Must be the lumbercum"
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Oldest monotheistic religion.
Began in Ancient Iran, better known as Pars.
Followers of Zarathustra the prophet who conveyed the messa..
