What is Lumbercum?
1.
A particularly potent and aromatic essence produced by bear-like men known as lumberjacks, following coitus. This substance immediately bonds itself to any kind of fabric and cannot be dissolved or washed out, even with the application of bleach.
Eric: "Wow Amy this sleeping bag smells funny."
Amy: "Must be the lumbercum"
See
Random Words:
1.
When one consumes too much spicy Mexican food causing the rectum to burn during a bowel movement.
Ouch, that spicy taco gave me el fica..
1.
Replaces, "because I said so". When one doesn't want to explain reasoning for actions.
"you wouldn't understan..
