What is Lumbercum?
1.
A particularly potent and aromatic essence produced by bear-like men known as lumberjacks, following coitus. This substance immediately bonds itself to any kind of fabric and cannot be dissolved or washed out, even with the application of bleach.
Eric: "Wow Amy this sleeping bag smells funny."
Amy: "Must be the lumbercum"
See
Random Words:
1.
A small Scottish town and the scene of a famous orgy.
From "The Ball of Kirriemuir":
The meenister's wife was there as ..
1.
A mythical beast with three eyes and sharp talon claws on its feet and has a wides spread wings. Is also a night time beast that takes ..