What is Lumbercum?
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A particularly potent and aromatic essence produced by bear-like men known as lumberjacks, following coitus. This substance immediately bonds itself to any kind of fabric and cannot be dissolved or washed out, even with the application of bleach.
Eric: "Wow Amy this sleeping bag smells funny."
Amy: "Must be the lumbercum"
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A person who consumes marshmallows and blueberry pies to the point of excess. This often leads to numbing of the frontal lobes, therefor..
