What is Lumberjack?
1.
Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.
Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet?
I did, but the log was too long go down.
You lumberjack!
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2.
The lumberjack is an exciting sexual maneuver which should be only attempted by professionals.
In this case, the woman is on all fours and the man enters her from behind (see "doggie style"). Hole choice is completely up to the lumberjack himself. When he is ready to cum, he yells "TIMmmBERRRrrrr" and takes out the woman's arms with a svelte swooping motion. The woman then, like a tree, falls to the bed. During the fall, the woman experiences excitement as well as fear during her zero gravity experience as she realizes impact is imminent. This leads to the tightening of her vaginal and anal cavities, yielding an astonishing feeling and hence orgasm for the lumberjack.
Extra points can be scored on this maneuver by the close and careful placement of the woman in relation to the headboard. When the woman's arms are taken out, her head slams into the headboard. Very fun!
"Why is Nancy wearing a neck brace at work today?" asked coworker Anne.
"I guess her husband gave her the lumberjack last night and she went down quicker 'n a Douglas Fir" responded Jim.
3.
The man who sings
I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K.
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
CHORUS
He's a lumberjack and he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And Works all day.
I chop down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I want to be a girlee
Just like my dear papa.
4.
Lumberjacks are the second most awesome people group, after
Real Lumberjacks have an ax and existed long ago and wear flannel, suspenders, and pants. They have hairy faces and kick ass. They will cut down any forest easy, because they are awesome.
Fake Lumberjacks are the modern day lumberjacks who wear bright orange and they use chainsaws because they are too weak to use an ax. They also eat lots of flapjacks. Sing and breakdance.
The most awesome lumberjack ever was Paul Bunyan, he was kickass.
A lumberjack's ax is NOT spelled with an e like "axe". Only norsemen had axes.
That lumberjack will pwn j00 easy!
5.
A girl that is so disgusting, that she makes you lose a boner. she "cuts down your wood".
"Did you see Kara last night? She was such a lumberjack!"
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6.
A red and black flanel jacket, coat, or shirt popular in the 80s and 90s. Actual lumberjacks wear these often.
Way back when I had the red and black lumberjack, with the hat to match.
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7.
Term used to describe a chick that gives a lot of handjobs...(hand ho). One who "jacks lumber" (Gives hand jobs)
"That chick is such a Lumberjack"
"That hand ho jacks alot of lumber""
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