What is Lumbersexual?
1.
A man who humps anyone who gives him wood.
Dale's a lumbersexual. He doesn't care who give him his wood, long as he gets to share the timber.
2.
A Metro-sexual who has the need to hold on to some outdoor based rugged-ness, thus opting to keep a finely trimmed beard.
George Michael is a total lumbersexual.
Yeah man, so is Don Johnson.
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