Luminaire Mage

What is Luminaire Mage?


1.

Noun- 1.The God of all Ultimate Pleasure

"Oh thank Luminaire Mage...If it weren't for him, last night's sex would have been terror!"

2.

(a.k.a Lum, Lumi)

1. A dude who likes to hump 15 year old boys named Calvin.

Luminaire Mage humped Calvin and then Calvin shot him and burned Lum's body in an acid pool infested with man eating sharks.

See Calvin


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