Lumper

What is Lumper?


1.

cute in a completely platonic and unconventional way.

PERSON1: Do you think he is cute?

PERSON2: Yeah, in a lumper way.

See cute, ugly, adorable, hunter, old people

2.

Big-rig trucker jargon for a person hired to travel with the driver for the purpose of helping to load and unload the cargo container.

The guy is a gypsy of sorts, and finds occasional work as a lumper at truck stops across the nation.

See helper, roady, cargo, carny, Etch

3.

Term used to describe anyone whose job it is to manually handle freight in a warehouse. This job usually entails use of powered equipment, but specifically refers to what drivers call 'finger freight' freight which requires some manual handling.

I delivered to a shit hole grocery warehouse and they didnt even have any lumpers to hire.

See freight, lumpers, lumpar, warehouse, driving, driver, forklift, truck, unload, drop, handle, pallet, grocery

4.

Circa 2003, Frederick, MD. A lumper is when you pass-gas only to have the excretion interupted by an unexpected turd.

Tim was so excited that he went to pass-gas, and to his suprise, felt a "lumper".

See KMA

5.

Noun. A gay man who will unload a trucker's delivery in exchange for sexual favors.

The trucker didn't have a lot of time to spend unloading his haul, so he gave he lumper a blowjob so he would unload the trailer more quickly.

See El Duce


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