Lumphinnans

What is Lumphinnans?


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Unusually long, fleshy, FIN-like flaps, protruding from a lady's LUM.

Similar in shape to fenellas, but lumpy, pendant and lacking any prehensile powers.

Frequently found in sporrans in SCOTTISHcountry areas.

Appearing on the beach at Lower Largo, like clumps of seaweed at low tide, Fiona's loose, leathery LUMPHINNANS slipped out of her spam garter, extending far beyond the bikini line.

See gusset bunting, clamchops, sand trap, poutrage, nut washer, frontage, marina, more a harbour than an arbour, Persson


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