What is Lumping?
1.
(Gerund): sitting around not making good use of the oxygen you are breathing. Generally accompanied by mindless viewing of the glowing picture box and intermittent loss of consciousness.
After the football game, we enjoyed lumping on the couch.
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2.
To lie on/under/entangled with your other half, usu.in bed, in a non sexual and entirely lazy way (although lumping can of course lead to sexual activity; however, it is usually engaged in after sex or when the couple are extremely tired/hungover/on a comedown.)
Lumping can be done by oneself on objects other than a person for example cushions/floor, but research has shown it is most comfortable when done on another person.
I'd rather be at home lumping on you.
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3.
When a man wears pants that are too small for him, and he puts his
The opposite of
From the verb "To Lump"
Dude, Scott wore those pants that are a size too small for him yesterday, and decided on lumping it. I almost threw up.
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