What is Lumpuckeroo?
1.
an unidentified disease you get from kissing.
You better watch out kissing that boy. You'll get the lumpuckeroo.
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2.
a very serious illness where your pores turn into assholes and you shit yourself to death.
Sue: OMG! What happened to Steve?
Joe: Lumpuckeroo.
Sue: Lum-Puck-a-what?
Joe: I always knew he was a giant asshole i just didnt think it could kill you!
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3.
A term used a few decades ago by an imaginative and creative brother to describe a suspicious skin rash.
Upon observing his brother's rash, he told him that he had lumpuckeroo.
