Lumpuckeroo Edit Meaning

1.

an unidentified disease you get from kissing.

You better watch out kissing that boy. You'll get the lumpuckeroo.

See kissing, mono, mononucleosis, make out

2.

a very serious illness where your pores turn into assholes and you shit yourself to death.

Sue: OMG! What happened to Steve?

Joe: Lumpuckeroo.

Sue: Lum-Puck-a-what?

Joe: I always knew he was a giant asshole i just didnt think it could kill you!

See jerk, disease, shithead, shit-for-brains

3.

A term used a few decades ago by an imaginative and creative brother to describe a suspicious skin rash.

Upon observing his brother's rash, he told him that he had lumpuckeroo.