Lumpus

What is Lumpus?

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Male: straight, likes porn and sex, is normally lazy and hates his family

Female: a fat slut who feeds off mcdonalds and guys cocks

i know hes a lumpus, but its not my fault

See lazy, overweight, normal, aggresive

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