Lumpy Lunch

What is Lumpy Lunch?

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A lumpy lunch is when you wake up late from sleeping with a fine woman and you find poo on your bed. The bitch has pooed on your bed and now you gotta clean it up. It was one lumpy lunch.

I slept with Monique lastnight and she left with me with a lumpy lunch.

See lumpy lunch, lunch, lumpy, anal leakage, poo, pootastrophy
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