What is Lumpy Platypus?
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A sexual act in which a man's partner pulls forward the foreskin and pinches it closed over the end of the flaccid phallus, causing the organ to resemble a platypus. The partner continues to try to keep the head of the phallus hidden while said phallus becomes engorged.
"She was giving me a lumpy platypus, and the turtle popped its head out and stabbed her in the eye!"
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spanish for 'kicking it', used mainly by paisas and cholos or cholas trying to sound cool when they really sound like fuck tar..
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1) To take pre-existing buildings with a large carbon footprint and increase their sustainable measures through improved efficiency.
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After you've blown your load by one means or another, some of the residual cum dries...you go to take a piss and it sprays all over..
