What is Lumpy Rug?
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When a man is fucking a girl, he pulls out and cums all up in her pubic hair. Then the man rubs it in and makes her leave it there. When it dries and hardens, the bitch now has a lumpy rug.
"I started to go down on this hoe, but when I tried to run my fingers through her pubes, she had the nastiest lumpy rug!"
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The blonde hairs found way beyond your pubes
"I have quim hairs in my mouth still from when I licked Jenny out last night"
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it's when your brain just "zings" out of you're head
you're so dumb, you zingerhead
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