What is Lumpy Rug?
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When a man is fucking a girl, he pulls out and cums all up in her pubic hair. Then the man rubs it in and makes her leave it there. When it dries and hardens, the bitch now has a lumpy rug.
"I started to go down on this hoe, but when I tried to run my fingers through her pubes, she had the nastiest lumpy rug!"
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It is the combo of the Cleavland steamer, The chili dog, and The dirty sanchez all rolled into 1. Henceforth the name!!!
I so gave that..
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To be more than fucked.
The situation is well beyond the definition of fucked.
When you are in a position that no matter what happens ..
