Lumpy Surprise

What is Lumpy Surprise?


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when you gave in to the urge to squeeze out what you thought was a silent fart, instead you shit your drawers.

this morning in class, i was totally humiliated when i gave birth to a lumpy surprise.

See gas, flatulance, fart, turd, fecal, surprise


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