Lunar Eclipse

What is Lunar Eclipse?

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When a guy brews up a highly acidic fart, blows it out his ass, and immediately removes his soiled underwear to instantly pull it over an unsuspecting female's head like a ski mask.

I had Indian for dinner last night with Becky because she wanted to try it, even though she knows I hate Indian food. It's okay though, because when we got home later, I reminded her why we should both hate it: I gave her a lunar eclipse.

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