Lunch Break

What is Lunch Break?


1.

the period of time in the middle of the work day where you rent a motel room and spend 100 bucks on a cheap ass hooker

Man: "I'm a hit man, I'm supposed to kill a hooker today, it's my lunch break and I want sex."

Hooker: "Well when your time's up you go back to work."

Man: "In that case, when my time's up, so is yours."

See hooker, hit man, sex, kill, lunch

2.

Any pause from work during the typical lunch-time periods, traditionally between 11 am and 1 pm local time.

The break need not include an actual meal to be qualified as a "lunch" break; this only signifies the time and not necessarily the actions taken during the break. Lunch breaks can be as short as 5 minutes and as long as 2 hours, if your employeer allows you to get away with that kind of thing.

Can you believe it? He took a 2 hour lunch break and didn't even bother to eat lunch!


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