Lunch Ninja

What is Lunch Ninja?


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The rarest of all ninja. Ancient tribal warriors who would sneak up on the enemy and assassinate them in extremely bloody and unnecessary ways to steal their sandwiches or chips as a form a psychological warfare.

Three guys arguing about who is more badass.

Guy 1: Dude, I love Navy Seals those guys are awesome.

Guy 2: No way, a viking or a pirate would kick a Navy Seal's ass any day.

Guy 1: Bullshit!

Guy 3: Both of you are wrong the most lethal killers in the world are Lunch Ninjas. There's no telling how many people they killed and all the food they took 5000 years ago. It's even rumored that just one Lunch Ninja can defeat an entire army just by starving it, now thats what I call a true badass.

See lunch, ninja, food, killer, military


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