What is Lunchbox?
1.
Formed from the word lunchin. A lunchbox is a clueless high kid, who acts stupid, and lacks common sense; usually perjorative in nature.
That kid is such a lunchbox!
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2.
a person who is acting stupid, dumb, crazy, hilarious, angry, high, absent minded, drunk, retarded or weird, and can be any combination of the previous. This word originated in DC and Maryland (and other select places on the east coast), and is quite rare to be heard anywhere else. It is also hard for people to understand it's context who aren't from the area
"your a lunchbox"
"that kid is a lunchbox"
Q: "yo remember at lunch when that retarded kid started yelling and jumping up and down??"
A:"yea what a lunchbox!"
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3.
Someone who used to work and can still work and has skills but chooses to draw unemployment and mooch off friends and family. The lunchbox typically is up on all the latest TV shows and often can discuss the characters on various soap operas with women while you are buying them drinks at the bar. Lunchbox gets laid, but goes ugly early because he is only a shell of the man he used to be.
He's called Lunchbox the same reason you call fat guys "Tiny" and bald guys "Curly." Lunchbox has no reason to put a meal into a container for transportation purposes or to be eaten later. Lunchbox has been konwn to subsist on jam sandwhiches- two pieces of bread pressed, or "jammed" together, for weeks at a time. Additionally, the Lunchbox tends to become nocturnal and uses the phrase "crack of noon" frequently.
Glen, have you heard from Lunchbox recently?
Dude, I took Tuesday off to go to the dump, stopped by his apartment and we smoked me out of weed in 20 minutes.
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4.
clueless and fopish
"Hey, is the 24-hour Giant Eagle open right now....?"
"Yeah you lunchbox"
5.
A person with no goals in life who is fat despite being a chronic dopehead.
"Is that Lunchbox?"
"Yeah. I guess meth is another failed diet plan."
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6.
The act of a man covering his genitals with his hands, while asking people to "guess what's in my lunchbox" before putting peer pressure on the person stupid enough to answer correctly (penis, genitals, dick etc.) to force them to give him oral sex.
He walked around the party, stark bollock naked, playing lunchbox on all the women. The person who guessed was actually an eight year old girl who he demanded should pay him lip service
7.
someone who straight lunchin
what a lunchbox that bitch wouldnt let me put it in her ass
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