What is Luncheon Meat Truncheon?


1.

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."

See willy, dong, ding-dong

2.

The male genetalia - the penis.

Also see schlong, wang, cock, spam javelin, knob, dick, lad.

All of a sudden, jamie whipped out his luncheon meat truncheon and started spanking it.


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