What is Luncheon Meat Truncheon?


1.

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."

See willy, dong, ding-dong

2.

The male genetalia - the penis.

Also see schlong, wang, cock, spam javelin, knob, dick, lad.

All of a sudden, jamie whipped out his luncheon meat truncheon and started spanking it.


20

Random Words:

1. A phrase rarely used within common civilised society, however is most commonly uttered by the members of the Vietnamese-Chinese Phungi s..
1. noun; A firefighter who likes to party and drive golfcarts. There was a Glazebrook at the party last night. See glazebrook, firefighte..
1. the act of joining with a group of friends to take the loudest shit possible in a public bathroom. it works best when people unaware of ..