What is Lunchmeat Surprise?
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The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.
Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?
Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
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when a man wipes shit on his dick and fucks a girl
(girl) ohh cover that dick in shit that is a awsome muddy muffin.
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