Lunchmeat Surprise

What is Lunchmeat Surprise?

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.

Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!

See dick, jizz, cum, ejaculate, bastard

Quasser

1. Two Metallic covered pieces of Cinnamon Toast Crunch Man Dat is sujm Quasser cereal yo got dhere! See metal, shinny, dull, plain 1. ..

Love Custard

1. sperm, cum, baby gravy ect ect Hey Donn, how about a face full of my love custard? 2. A red hot rock band, based in Germany, but comp..

W00txors

1. "w00t" = a term like "Alright!/YEAH!" "xors" futhers this method of excitement. I HAVE CABLE MODEM NOW! ..

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