Lunchmeat Surprise

What is Lunchmeat Surprise?

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.

Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!

See dick, jizz, cum, ejaculate, bastard

Cheatz

1. Used for games, these files and/or hacks allow you cheat at games. Jack used cheatz in counter-strike, omg hax. See NullZilla..

W/i

1. Shorthand for "within" The pain w/i him was growing every day. See in, indoors, inner 2. this stands for "what if&quo..

Trixed

1. to be tricked, specifically led into something that was never really there. like the cereal Trix, where the rabbit is led on by those ki..

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