Lunchmeat Surprise

What is Lunchmeat Surprise?

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.

Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!

See dick, jizz, cum, ejaculate, bastard

Hortok

1. A seemingly competent and necessary remark exclaimed by random individuals. Some what of an onamatapoeia. A word exclaimed for no app..

Unphair

1. adj. Uncharacteristic behavior, particularly selling out. Refers to Liz Phair's recent attempt to reinvent erself as Brtiney Spears..

W99t

1. The facetious version of "w00t", which has been combined with "rolling one's eyes" (99) . "Yippee. Hoo-r..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Lunchmeat Surprise Edit Meaning