What is Lunchmeat Surprise?
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The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.
Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?
Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
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A trick/excuse claiming to be a Jehovah's Witness. Used when purposely/accidentally forgetting holidays/occasions.
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Advice invariably found in the literature handed out by purveyors of so-called " alternative" or "complementary" med..
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Much much angrier than ragin!
Symptons-
1. Red Face
2. Swearing
3. Angry Expression
Harry: omg did u dump lauren ?
Ryan: Haha yes..
