Lunchmeat Surprise

What is Lunchmeat Surprise?

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.

Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!

See dick, jizz, cum, ejaculate, bastard

Velch

1. To vomit while attempting to belch and then, due to laughter, expel the vomit through the nasal passage causing an intense burning sensa..

Kanny

1. a girl who is understanding, too caring, very loving, so adorable, and creates fights. I know Kanny is always being all cute and nice w..

A-hilary

1. Somone giving oral sex while being thrown up on. Oh wow man, she totaly just pulled A-HILARY See hilary, a-hilary..

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