Lunchmeat Surprise

What is Lunchmeat Surprise?

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.

Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!

See dick, jizz, cum, ejaculate, bastard

Finger Footsie

1. An alternate description of holding hands which reinforces its intimate aspects. Used by individuals who are feeling smothered by their..

Urenima'd

1. Much like an aenema (fist in the ass) but with the pee hole. Usually done with a size 12 sneaker. fag - HOLY SHIT DOC that fuckin hurt!..

P-crew

1. a group of kids from stamford, ct called the po-thead-s who smoke pot yo thats hizzle bizzle and hot box lets go hit the bongdizzle fo ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Lunchmeat Surprise Edit Meaning