Lunchmeat Surprise

What is Lunchmeat Surprise?

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.

Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!

See dick, jizz, cum, ejaculate, bastard

Zjeh

1. A fancy way of saying "the" but with an austrian accent, spelled phoenetically Ju are zjeh foolz! Jess, zjeh foolz are fvool..

Nastyness

1. The product from water and cigarette butts in a container let to set for long period of time in a container such as an aquafina water bo..

Rart

1. When you really need to go for a shit and it suddenly catches you off guard. You have to stop everything you are doing, even if you are ..

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