Lunchmeat Surprise

What is Lunchmeat Surprise?

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.

Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!

See dick, jizz, cum, ejaculate, bastard

Pubbing

1. To go out drinking and visit numerous pubs. Closely related to the word clubbing put instead of clubs pubs ! Oreet Marras wanna go out..

Unclutch

1. not clutch, not completing something that has to be done; bad. Missing the last shot in the game was extremely unclutch...

Fruit Box

1. the little tetra packs full of juice, drunk through a small plastic straw, often incorrectly referred to as "poppers" I wish ..

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