Lunchmeat Surprise

What is Lunchmeat Surprise?

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.

Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!

See dick, jizz, cum, ejaculate, bastard

Dookie-drunk

1. At this point in time you become the drunkest (man, woman) on earth. You CAN NOT do ANY THING, not even vomit or speak. You are a comple..

Asshatted

1. Having an insult that you intiated turned against you. TophatManiak was asshatted when he tried to correct the spelling of "Duct T..

Knobsense

1. the use of cocklogic, when inebriated, to pick a potential victim for an evening's mating. i put me willy in a minger -it was utte..

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