Lunchmeat Surprise

What is Lunchmeat Surprise?

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.

Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!

See dick, jizz, cum, ejaculate, bastard

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