Lunchmeat Surprise

What is Lunchmeat Surprise?

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.

Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!

See dick, jizz, cum, ejaculate, bastard

What The Hell Value

1. When someone does something for no particular reason, just to see the results. Andy and Bolt pwned 200 people just for the "what t..

W E

1. Stands for "whatever". Used mostly by bitches with a poor attitude. Cool Guy: "Hey you wanna do something tonight?"..

Eggcited

1. Those who have eggs (ova) can be "Eggcited". However, if you don't have eggs, you can't be "eggcited". Thi..

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