Lunchmeat Surprise

What is Lunchmeat Surprise?

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.

Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!

See dick, jizz, cum, ejaculate, bastard

27 Damage

1. Used to be used when someone attacked doing a lot of damage, although now is only used by noobs since 27 damage is now nearly nothing. ..

Loanning

1. in case when someone is in come of owning something and obsessively don't want to give it back -I'mma loanning this girl fore..

Qorats

1. Koreans or Muslims who either sponsor or commit acts of terrorism. The qorats are about to launch nuclear missiles. See terrorists 1...

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