Lunchmeat Surprise

What is Lunchmeat Surprise?

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.

Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!

See dick, jizz, cum, ejaculate, bastard

Nijjar'd

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Zoo Monkey

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W*y

1. w*y means way in MCRmy talk. I am w*y annoyed that the MCRmy parade got canceled! See way, w*y, gerard way, mcrmy, my chemical romance..

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