Lunchmeat Surprise

What is Lunchmeat Surprise?

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.

Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!

See dick, jizz, cum, ejaculate, bastard

Grego

1. A stupid nickname when you have the interesting name of Gregory. "I HATE MY NAME. GOD!!!!! HEY DAD--CALL ME GREGO. ITS SOO GHETTO ..

Ukpoo

1. a small minded bigot whos own selfimportance could fill a football field . you have an ukpoo ego..

Ereb

1. ereb a dumb guy.. has nothing to do with arab look at the ereb riding the camel See bill clinton..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Lunchmeat Surprise Edit Meaning