What is Lunchmeat Surprise?
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The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.
Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?
Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
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Obscure slang for "mouth" derived from Disney's childrens film Treasure Planet.
"Zip your howling screamer!"
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UK football (soccar) term
A nasty and cynical hard tackle or blantent foul committed in the early minutes of a game on the most talente..
