Lunchmeat Surprise

What is Lunchmeat Surprise?

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.

Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!

See dick, jizz, cum, ejaculate, bastard

Cuck It Up

1. Term used when leaving a friend - as like a good gesture or motivation slang. Similar to saying good luck and have fun at the same time...

O Noes

1. What you say when something goes horribly, horribly wrong. My arm fell off. .. O NOES! See o, noes, oh no, uh oh, whoops..

Virgizzle

1. A virgin. A.k.a someone who has not had sex. What are you, a virgizzle?..

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