What is Lunchmeat Surprise?
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The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.
Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?
Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
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often used when others are staring at you intently..... as if they are mentally undressing you... without your permisson....
....: DUDE..
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a almost nervous or anticipated agreement to someone's previous statement
Me: Hey man, wanna get some Dos Equis
The Captain: yeah..