What is Lundophilia?
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n. an obsession with smelling ones own farts as sexual stimulants. Overt acts, including taking sexual explicit deep breaths while your head is bent close to your anus (see the Lund), consumption to the point of abuse of beans and lentils, and exposing your nostrils to your own flattus. The problem with this obsession is that Lundophilia is also treated as a mental illness, and the Lundophile is often so arrogant he cannot be convinced his own farts really are repulsive or he may escalate the activity to the level of forcing others to enjoy thier own farts. This activity is illegal.
Mike was arrested for acting out his Lundophilia, when he was caught in his office with he head up his ass straining to smell his own fart, a smell that caused him great sexual satisfaction.
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