What is Lunger John?
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a very big but friendly ADULT who was recently kicked out of high school for his age. but before that happened, he could be spotted everyday at the candy store smoking cigarettes and hitting on underage girls. he can now been seen in the jefferson valley mall dressed up as the easter bunny, and talking to people who he thinks are his friends
hey guys look who's over at the candy store smoking cigarettes! It's Lunger John!
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